Tragedi "Cicak Goreng"

Hai, apa kabar chingu" semua? Pasti baik" saja stlah mengunjungi blog saia kan? Hoho...

Kali ini, saya pengen berbagi cerita INDAH kepada kalian smua mengenai C-I-C-A-K *pake nada lagu C-I-N-T-A*

Apa kau takut cicak?

Jika ada yg phobia cicak, jgn salahkan saia jika cerita saya ini membuat kalian sakit jantung...

Mau tau?

Let's cekidot here!

Jadi ceritanya gini, malam itu adalah MALAM JUMAT~. Tp ini bukan cerita serem loh! Nah, tante aku lg masak mie rebus buat tukang kuli yg lagi renovasi rumah, maklum, tu kuli makannya 20 porsi sehari! *gajinya pake makanan aja kali yeh?*

Tante ku pergi bentar ke kamar mandi. 

Trus tiba", tante aku nemuin kejanggalan pada mie yg lg di masak itu. Ada kenyel" tp keras di dalamnya. Tante-ku ngambil benda aneh itu pake sendok. Kayaknya sie, itu ikan. Tp siapa yg masukin? Tante aku g pernah campurin ikan ke dalam mie. Jadi... siapaaah?!

Dan pada saat itu, tante ku yg penasaran akhirnya mencium benda aneh itu. Dan apa yg terjadi? Itu adalah...

CICAK!!!!!!!

Idih, jorok g sie? Mana udh keras" gimanaaaa gituu! Hoeekk! Mienya sudah jadi, tp bekas tmpat tinggalnya si cicek. Trus gimana? Mienya udh g ada lagi. Mau makan pake apa tu kuli?

Tante ku pergi sebentar ke kamar mandi. Mau cuci tangan pake sabun 5 kilo. Ya iyalah, CICEK GITU LOH!

Cicaknya masih bercampur dgn mie itu *sumpah, enegnya diriku*. Dan kau tahu? Saat tante ku kembali, mangkok mie beserta cicak yg ada di dalamnya itu, HILANG SEKETIKA!

Dia memanggil aku.

"TIKAAA! MIE YG DISINI MANA?"

"MIE APAAN?! AKU G LIATT!"

Nah loh?! Gimana toeh???

Misteri hilangnya mie itu pun menjadi buah bibir antara aku dan tante. Kami bingung sekali, siapa ya, yg ngambil mie cicak itu? Apa jangan"... ada yg makan mie itu?!?!?! OMONAA~...

"Aah... kenyang..." ujar sebuah suara yg tiba" masuk ke dapur. Aku dan tanteku menoleh. Si kuli bangunan mengusap" perutnya sambil membawa mangkuk kosong.

LHO?!

BERARTI?!
MIE ITU?!
DIMAKAN?!
OLEHNYA?!

OMONAA~... Aku melotot. Pengen banget muntah. Tanteku pun begitu. Ya Allahu Akbar, CICEK GITU LOH! Aku aja yg ngeliat cicek udh geli, gimana kalo MEMAKANNYA?!?!?! Ckckck...

Aku dan tanteku melongo beberapa saat. Kuli itu hanya berjalan santai. Dan ia pun bertanya ketika melihat kami diam sambil menggigit bibir.

"Kenapa bu?"

"Anu... itu pak..."

"Ya?" 

"Bapak yg... tadi makan... mie disitu yah?" tanya tanteku.

Bapak kuli itu mengangguk. "Memang saya lancang ya, bu? Itu buat saya kan?"
"Iya, pak. Itu emang bbbuaat bap... bapak..."

"Terus kenapa ya, bu? Kok diam?"

"ADA CICEK MATI DI DALAM MIENYA, PAAAKK!!!!!!"

Bapak itu terdiam. "Ahaha, masak, bu?"

"Pakk... bapak makan ciceknya??" *muntah mode on*

"Hhha... haa.. haa..." Bapak itu tidak bisa melanjutkan kata"nya. "Ii... iy... iya... saya kira... itt... itu... ikann... KYAAAAAAA!!!!!!"

Aku segera berlari ke kamar mandi dan muntah sepuas"nya.

Hoeekkk, amit" cabang bayii...

Makan ciccek? OMONA~sorry la yaauu...

IDING...

Ada yg mau coba resep baru ini : "MIE CICAK GORENG"

Rasanya enak, yummy, mantap, lezat abis lho! Ayo!

:P

♥ I Love Ji Yeon!!!!!! ♥

Huh, berhubung aku bingung mo nulis apa, aku sharing" aja ya? Oke??? Lanjut ==>
Kalian tahu PARK JI YEON T-ara??? Itu lho, gadis yg suaranya merduu bgt! CUTE abis lagi! Uuumm, mukanya juga g jauh beda ama aku. Canttiikk bgt!
Nih nih, pikunyaa :
 Gimana, bo? CUTE BANGET KAN??? Beneran deh, Jiyeon tuh personil Tiara yg plg cantik! Iyalah, dy kan yg termudaa!
Mau liat piku lainnya? Tunggu aja, ya, aku ambil dulu di rumah, masih banyak, booo!
Nih, sekilas biodata Jiyeon : 

Profile

• Name: 지연 / Ji Yeon
• Real name: 박지연 / Park Ji Yeon (Bak Ji Yun)
• Profession: Actress and singer
• Birthdate: 1993-Jun-07
• Height: 167cm
• Weight: 45kg
• Star sign: Gemini
• Blood type: AB

TV Shows

• Jungle Fish 2 (KBS1, 2010)
• God of Study (KBS2, 2010)
• High Kick Through The Roof (MBC, 2009)
• Soul (MBC, 2009)
• Aeja's Older Sister, Minja (SBS, 2008)

Movies

• Death Bell 2 (2010)

Trivia

• KPOP group: T-ara 

Kalian juga ngefans ama doi? Mari kita tooss! Eittss, tp tunggu dulu! Nih buat yg ngambil foto Jiyeon punyaku di FB : @PLAGIATOR : GUE BENCI LOE! JANGAN SUKA NIRU IDOLA ORANG DONG! TAU KOREA DR GUE! APA" DR GUE! PLAGIAT JELEK LO!

Huh! -,-
Dam dam, kalian para Diadem pengen tahu biodata personil T-ara yg laen?
Nih lengkapnya :

T-ara (Korean: 티아라;) is a Korean girl group from Seoul, South Korea formed by Mnet Media in 2009. Before their debut, there was a high level of interest in the group as they were called "Super Rookies" and had been training for three years prior to debut. Originally a five member group, they released their first song Good Person for the Cinderella Man OST in April 2009. In June 2009 members Jiwon and Jiae left the group, ruining the original plans for debut. The next month, T-ara regrouped to become a 6 member group and released their debut single "Geojitmal

Birth name: Ham Eun-jung ( 함은정)
Date of birth: December 12, 1988
Appeared in SG Wannabe's "Gashiri" music video.
Appeared in F.T. Island's "Love Sick", "Thunder", and "Only One Person" music videos.
Featured in film Death Bell and TVXQ drama series "Dating on Earth".
Participated in "Wonder Woman" single with Seeya and Davichi.

Birth name: Park Sun-young ( 박선영)
Date of birth: May 30, 1989
Appeared in F.T. Island's "Heaven" music video.
Appeared in SS501's "Unlock" music video.
Appeared in SG Wannabe's "Amazing Breakup" music video along with fellow ex-member Jiwon
Participated in "Wonder Woman" single with Seeya and Davichi.
One of the regular casts in KBS "Invincible Youth" (2009/2010)

Birth name: Park Ji-yeon ( 박지연)
Date of birth: June 7, 1993
Participated in "Women's Generation" single with Seeya and Davichi.
Starred in 2009 drama Soul.
Starred in 2010 drama God of Study.

Birth Name: Jeon Bo-ram ( 전보람)
Date of birth: March 22, 1986
Released solo EP in 2008 titled From Memory.
Appeared in Kebee's "Feeling You" music video.
Appeared in 2009 drama Soul.
Appeared in Tik Tok music drama with 2PM and Yoon Eun Hye.

Birth name: Park In-jung ( 박인정)
Date of birth: October 5, 1987
Won Gold in 2005 CMB ChinChin Music Festival competition.
Former SM trainee and former Girl Generation's leader, left shortly before debut due to personal reasons.
Former regular on KBS' Invincible Baseball

Birth name: Lee Ji-hyun ( 이지현)
Date of birth: December 12, 1986
Appeared in 2009 drama Queen Seon Duk.
Appeared solo on the cover of Ceci Magazine in October 2009
Modeled for a number of companies before debut
  credit: KPOP FANS CLUB 

Segini dulu ya... Kapan", aku post yg lebih banyak, okey?

Bye...

~Tikazhe~

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